
The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
Watch The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 Online Free on Watchseries. Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
- Genre: Action, Comedy
- Country: Finland
- Director: Jalmari Helander
- Cast: Otso Tarkela, Onni Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila, Tazu Ovaska, Niko Saarela, Petri Manninen, Kari Miettinen, Kimmo Tolvanen, Aimo Lehtonen, Jonathan Hutchings,

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